If I were a Disney Princess, I would be Princess Stitch.

me… if I could afford a crown

Good news! Your best friend is a combination of 65% Jasmine and 35% Belle. Your coworker is 100% Ariel, and your mail lady is 75% Rapunzel and 25% Aurora.

Drum roll please….Congratulations, you are 100% Stitch.

Is anyone else mystified by the plethora of quizzes and subsequent facebook posts that encourage you to validate your existence simply because you share so-called traits of a fictional character, celebrity, or breed of dog? These quizzes are momentarily exciting as you feel a sense of unique exceptional-ism, but really they’re depressing.

• If I were in “Sex in the City,” I would be the blurry waiter in the background who doesn’t actually serve the main characters.
• If I were on “Friends,” I would be the student who tried to register for Ross’ class, but it was full, so he had to take Oceanography instead.
• If I were in the Harry Potter series, I would be the guy at the zoo who tries to use his college ID to get a reduced ticket price, and the ticket-person gives him shade about it, but lets him in anyway.

Which Disney Princess would you really be?